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rah, fuck my life posted Feb 14th 2009, 4:24AM
Mood: ConfusedMusic: Gaika, Chinmoku Ga Nemurukoro - Dir en Grey
List 12 of your original characters:

01. Koi
02. James Beasely
03. Xurian the Great
04. Imouto Sparrow
05. Archangel Akuge
06. Kariudo Seraph
07. Maria
08. Crux
09. Ane Raven
10. Ariella
11. Therion (the devil yay, cause I'm running out of OCs)
12. Koi-chan (cause all you have to do is say "paprika.")

01.) If character 04 starred in a television series with characters 05, 07 and 12, would the show be a comedy?

Akuge and Maria bring a whole level of psychotic murderous intent that would probably not be very funny. Poor sparrow :C

02.) Character 03 breaks character 08's most fragile- and valued- possession. What does Character 03 do? How does character 08 react?

Crux would cry like a little bitch and Xurian would really not care at all.

03.) Character 11 somehow gets hopelessly lost in a forest, cold and out of provisions in the rain. Suddenly, character 11 stumbles upon character 01's house and knocks upon the door. What does character 01 do?

Koi would look at the Dark Lord of Pain and Suffering for a couple of seconds, and then close the door.

04.) If character 06 and character 10 had to face off in a dance competition, who would win?

Well thats pretty easy... Seraph obviously. Mofugger knows how to get down~

05.) Character 04 starred in a movie, co-starring character 01, what would the genre movie be? What would be it called?

It would probably be something like Get Smart, because Sparrow's so serious and Koi's such a goober. It would probably be called "Banzai Japan!" cause they're both of the nipponese persuasion or something.

06.) If someone wrote a biography about character 07's life, would anyone read it? If so, why?

If anyone is interested in releasing the Devil into the mortal world to enslave humankind, hers would be the book to read.

07.) Characters 03, 08 and 12 decide to go celebrate Halloween and collect some candy from nearby houses. They don't have money to buy costumes, so they need to dig around in a closet for things...the only costumes available are a Witch/Sorcerer, a Cardboard Box Robot, and a Bottle of Mustard. Who would wear what?

Xurian would probably wear the sorcerer outfit, because he wouldn't be caught dead wearing anything else. Koi-chan would probably be the mustard, and Crux would be the cardboard robot and love it. And of course, Xurian would stay at least 30 feet ahead of them at all times.

08.) There's a battle tournament going, and characters 02 and 09 are chosen as team leaders. Each character must pick five comrades, making two even teams of six. Who would choose who, and why? Whose team do you think would win? (Note: The characters chosen can't complain about the team they're on. If they're chosen, they're chosen.)...
James would probably choose Seraph, Sparrow, Xurian, Maria, and Crux (Maria cause you should keep your friends close and your enemies closer... Xurian cause he's Xurian... 'nuff said... Sparrow because she's an excellent swordswoman and a greater warrior. Crux cause he can't die and he would make an excellent target for the others to waste their energy on. Last but not least, Seraph has got that crazy Arcane tattoo on his arm that blows up shit)

Raven would probably choose Koi/Koi-chan, Ariella, Akuge, and Therion. (Koi/Koi-chan cause he's a double bladed sword, Ariella cause she can be used as emotional leverage against Sparrow, Akuge cause he's psychotic, and Therion cause he's the Devil and he's cool like that.

James' team would win, because of Crux. The other team would waste their energy on Crux, who cannot die and would just take it all like a man.



09.) Character 06 finds a bottle with a genie in it. Automatically, character 06 is granted 3 wishes; what would they use them on?
1st wish: Amazing perfect voice, to woo the ladies and make Angels and Demons no. 1 on every chart known to man
2nd wish: Stop aging.
3rd wish: Stay beautiful forever.

10.) The power company comes and rips down character 11's satellite dishes because they put them up on one of the company's power line poles. There's no time to put the satellites up again, and character 11 is about to miss their favorite TV show...What do they do!?

Duh, what else would a Dark Lord of Death and Despair do? Buttfuck the sattelite company. You don't fuck with Therion's soaps.

11.) Character 10 is chosen by the FBI to undergo a secret, under-cover operation to take down an illegal black market club. This club is so darn fancy that one could die of over exposure to high-dollar cigars and perfumes; so these people won't be easily fooled. What does character 10 go undercover as?

Ariella has no sense of style and would thus blow her cover, arriving in a gorilla suit.

12.) If all of your characters teamed up to save the world from an evil nemesis, what would their dynamic dozen be called? Would any of them betray their team and join the dark side? How would all of your characters meet up? What characters would get along, and which would hate each other?


Uh, they'd probably be called "the Gang," And Therion, Maria, and Raven would probably never need to betray them cause they're evil anyway (James: Why the hell did we team up in the first place? Therion: SILENCE, MORTAL.)Because Therion IS that evil nemesis

James and Sparrow are boyfriend and girlfriend pretty much, so they might fight alot

Crux is in love with Xurian, and Xurian just uses him as a meat shield

Koi hates Akuge, cause they're brothers

Seraph hates everybody, and lets them know this regularly

Ariella is the team punching bag

Xurian has no interest in Koi unless he's in female form, in which case he's copping feels on her tits every two seconds.



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